When Pigs Fly

My mother is a very interesting person. As a child, her sister told her that her dad didn't want her, he wanted a boy. My mother decided that she would change her name to 'Billy' and be a boy so her dad would be happy. Now, 'Ma Billy' has proclaimed that she will roast me because I'm a pig. To her, I'm her little meeping piggy.

You've probably heard the saying 'when pigs fly'. Well, I plan on flying... someday. We were playing a variation of 4-square, when mom said to me "When pigs fly!" I started to sing "I beleive I can fly!"
Yeah...

Remember: Save the (flying) Pigs!!