Have you ever wanted to be someone else? At one time, I did. My parents (and I) remember that all to well. I would go into details, but I don't think that's nessecary.
Now, I realize all the things I would miss out on if I was someone else. I love my life as it is.
I've encoutered a devestating thought recently: When I'm married, I probably still won't be a pig consumer. What if my children and hubby asked for a pork roast?!
I've not concluded the answer, but I'm thinking I'll either
Now, I realize all the things I would miss out on if I was someone else. I love my life as it is.
I've encoutered a devestating thought recently: When I'm married, I probably still won't be a pig consumer. What if my children and hubby asked for a pork roast?!
I've not concluded the answer, but I'm thinking I'll either
- Quickly suggest going out to dinner,
- Deny the request and suggest a different favorite dish,
- If things get messy, make the hubby cook it and make something else for myself, or
- To make them want to join my non-hamitarian club of two, I'll describe the gruesome murder of the poor thing (gory details not edited out for effect).
My life as it is is an adventure. My questions are questioned, and my answers are answered with other answers. My life is filled with questions. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
See? Was that a question? Do you think that was a question? Am I totally nuts or what?! Oooo, was that an exclamation or a question? Should I sign off for now? I don't know, do you? Will signing off be a good idea? Is it ok if I do? Ok? Will you check out my new poll at the bottom of the page? Thanks?
Remember: Could you please save the pigs?
Don't worry, dear, I have been married longer than you've been alive, and I've never had to resort to the consumption of pork.
ReplyDeleteAnd, if you'd indulge me in a breif writing tip...the work always imporves if you give us the details! If you hint at a story, you must tell it. Don't tease us and leave us hanging.