Friday, July 24, 2009

Beautiful Carnage: Cookie Style

NO I DIDN'T FORGET TO GREASE THE PAN, ANNA!!!!

Wellllll...it goes like this. I wanted to make cookies for the youth group pool party tonight. So I got out the necessary ingredients. I was to make my friend Jenni's favorite oatmeal cookies. Then I realized I was a bit short on oats. I thought there could possibly be just enough...and proceeded to make the cookies. I determined the batter was really good, so the cookies would be too. Tossing my first two sheets of cookies in, I waited the necessary 15 minutes. At the timer's beep, I dutifully opened the oven to a mess of melted-together-oat-and-chocolate cookies. After separating the blob into sections, I planned to pass them off as cookie bars.



What do you think?


The situation grew dim as I realized I had lots of batter left. After most of them came out, I began to lose nerve.

Then I saw red.


A phone call from my mum revealed that there had been a huge bag of oats in the freezer that I could of used. My sad plight....pity me!



Nope...sorry Pip. I guess you'd like to settle for...uh....cookie bars???
What a "crummy" experience...*sigh*

Oh yes...we can't forget my newest segment...
"The Things That Occur Due To Boredom"
I should have posted soooo much earlier, but these are the guys that got to go to a singing exhibition along with myself and 5 other girls. Good times...
Get in a laugh, Anna; these are the guys we'll be hanging out with in High School :)
Alright...that's all for now. I'll see Anna tonight!!!!!!!

4 comments:

  1. I am aware that you have departed for the Llama Farm, but I wanted to comment anyhow. ( : NEVER FORGET TO GREASE THE PAN! BROWNIE BATTER IS VERY HARD TO UN-POUR!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Oh, I sympathize my friend. I hate when cookies go awry. I had such trouble making peanut butter ones the other day. I put to much flower in (I fixed that before the cookies were condemned) and then I couldn't find the baking powder. (sigh) sometimes cookery is not all that it cracked up to be.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Awww...Wow, sorry about the cookies
    By the way, I LOVE the Guinea Pig picture on the side of your blog, it is funny!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Gretchen your cookies were great!!!

    And that comic-y thing is one of my faves, Always!

    ReplyDelete