Tragic Trageties

I had a tragic Monday.
So here's the scoop: So on Monday I was looking forward to a nice afternoon/evening with some friends over that night. For dinner, there would be steak patties and burgers. I naturaly wanted steak. I decided to put my steak on a potato bun.
" Umm! Mom, this is goood. There's like this thing like bacon around it. Wow. I didn't know that there was beef bacon! Dad, you should get some. "
I ate the whole thing, still thinking about 'beef bacon'. "So, how was your steak?" Dad asked. "I hope you enjoyed your bacon." I looked at him. He looked kinda weird. I thought for a minute, then I asked "Did I just eat a PIG?!". He didn't look at me, but replied "Sorry... I forgot to tell you. I'm so sorry, Kayla." Me, I cried.

When I returned from the bathroom, lets call her Mrs. S, asked " So what led to your decision not to eat pork?" " I kinda like pigs..." I replied feebly. I didn't have the gumption to say more. My brother did. " She dosn't like the fact that pigs are murdered and eaten" he said. Boy... that helped.

And then... well lets not go there. But let me tell you, I was sure my mom would dive under
Mrs. S's legs after the dog after the tennis ball. Thank goodness she didn't. It would not have been pretty.

So there you have it: The tragic trageties. Well at least this was the LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!!

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